Um. So tomorrow is my first day of work. I have to arrive on time because the "library" has no telephone, so no one can buzz me in. I also have to memorize a bizarro dating system as well as bring a book on self-assertiveness, which I am supposed to read throughout the duration of my employment, as M (of M&N, pronounced "em-in-em") believes that his former employees left because of a lack of self-assertiveness on their part. Oh, and the 3000+ books are shelved by size, not topic. Wish me patience and excellent memory.




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