The other night I dreamt the mother-in-law woke me up to tell me that there was dog poo in the yard.

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The sister-in-law stepped in dog poo the other day, right after Sam squeezed it out in his usual spot. An apparently evil part of me was gleeful. The previous evening, just as everyone was sitting down to dinner, she had asked me to go and pick up the dog poo in the yard.

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